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THREAD Any good?
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Spiraling down this clockwork of Life- Obvious Learning the ins and outs of the chimpanzee symphony-Life as an evolved monkey sucks. But we make it sound great and complex! The gilded mirrors re...
THREAD Poetry*Smiles with in Solitude*
202 Posts • 49368 Views
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She sits there and screams. She is angry. And as I watch her lose control, I sit and wonder of my self: I handle every task with stride. I have neither flinched nor ran from a situation. Quitting i...
THREAD Gender PsychologyAn Abundancy of Rudeness
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Psychology Forum
I think that the first occasion of being rude is just monkey mimicry. They have seen others use it, mostly in films and TV, but also in reality, and know that there is power there. At a certain sta...
THREAD Creative MusingsIt was better left in the dark.
35 Posts • 9526 Views
Stories & Poetry Forum
Wait. I was walking home today, i was thinking about how much i was craving chinese noodles, and about his so called clumsy hands when i realised what i had done, i had stepped on a yellow flower,...
THREAD Science vs ReligionEVOLUTION
226 Posts • 63573 Views
Religion Forum
For your own research for answers, let's look at the bang theory. Here you have a huge bang, without a catalyst, because even a catalyst has to have an origin, so let's assume, logically, t...
THREAD LawSame Sex Marriage Should Be Legalized Worldwide!
59 Posts • 22053 Views
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NOT! it's immoral and it's a mental defect. it's mental illness. the gay lifestyle is twisted and is anti-human. so you think as long as they are really in 'love' it's ok...
THREAD SocietyI Think We Are Doomed
14 Posts • 3376 Views
Politics & Current Events Forum
Bill, it appears you are a fox monkey simply repeating the bias viewpoints and incorrect, 'facts' from said network. Believing that voting democrat (I say this because no matter whom the nominee is, y...
THREAD Society & SociologyMy American nightmare
34 Posts • 89927 Views
Psychology Forum
137. SARS, who opened the Pandora Box? Who has the ability to activate a bio-attack? Russia, China, US..... But who has the motive this time on SARS crises? 1. Bush started an era of war and bio...
THREAD ElectionsFit For Presidency
12 Posts • 3269 Views
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Fit for presidency. The president of the most powerful nation on earth to date, the president of a country facing histories problems again, who is fit and why? If you are looking for the answer, then...
THREAD Society & SociologySave us from puritanical soul-torturing 'Green' people.
25 Posts • 10290 Views
Psychology Forum
Put simply, you do not know that you are right, but behave as though you do. And setting yourself up as right immediately makes others wrong. But you interpret all counters to your arguments as...
THREAD Human Nature & EmotionThe science of a mother's love
3 Posts • 7244 Views
Philosophy Forum
There are many reasons for the maternal bond. I'll just start with the following. In the majority of birds and mammals, the young become heavily attached to their mother. For example ducklings...
THREAD HistoryAncient Astronaut Theory
0 Posts • 1898 Views
Science & Technology Forum
it's sad sad sad rather be related to monkeys uncles rather fuck a turd huh? rather be an aliens chosen slave than the decendents of a once great civilization oh no.... not that...
THREAD God in ReligionDoes GOD Not Existed?
171 Posts • 42101 Views
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Two, if God is love, then what is hate, sadness, ect.? Three, if God is the only spirit representing something, then he is also evil and and hates, ect. We have a univerese, God is vast like the...
THREAD Religion & HumanityAbortion
76 Posts • 20232 Views
Religion Forum
When you see abortion as murder, you will never see it as acceptable. No, abortion isn't murder. A fetus mightn't be a person under the law and thus cannot be classified as a victim, but...
THREAD Who needs friends when you can write bad poetry?
17 Posts • 9002 Views
Stories & Poetry Forum
We had to describe a type of person with objects in junior year English. I chose intraverts and used the Nazca lines to represent them. The relation between the two may be total BS, but it was still s...
THREAD Science vs ReligionEVOLUTION
226 Posts • 63573 Views
Religion Forum
I would just like to bring my personal opinion and a bunch of facts to this conversation. I believe evolution is a pagan religion masquerading as science. "Missing Link" Still Missing...
THREAD The most important thing we've learned...
3 Posts • 7267 Views
Stories & Poetry Forum
guess the author. The most important thing we've learned, So far as children are concerned, Is never, NEVER, NEVER let Them near your television set -- Or better still, just don&...
THREAD GovernmentRight Wing Success
4 Posts • 2538 Views
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I can give you the list of their successes, but you have already posted it. http://www.captaincynic .com/thread/81779/1/thank-you- republicans.htm#82070 All that you may consider a failure, as mos...
THREAD IslamDo you know what Islam means?
67 Posts • 16913 Views
Religion Forum
"However, you understand my point well, just because some one claims to be something does not make it so!" And you miss my point completely. When you question a definition MAKE IT CLEAR. IE...
THREAD Science vs ReligionEVOLUTION
226 Posts • 63573 Views
Religion Forum
"For your own research for answers, let's look at the bang theory. Here you have a huge bang, without a catalyst, because even a catalyst has to have an origin, so let's assume, logica...
THREAD Do you remeber?
35 Posts • 9195 Views
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Do you remember? Before the MySpace frenzy. Before the Internet & text messaging. Before Sidekicks & iPods. Before MIKE JONESSS Before PlayStation2 or X-BOX. Before the 5 hours o...
THREAD Conscious and Sub-ConsciousFighting for the Weak man
0 Posts • 686 Views
Psychology Forum
These are NOT well organized thoughts. I apologize in advance. I edited this like 10 times... Everything thats been said is very interesting. This is helping me clear some stuff up in my head. Abuse...
THREAD Wyote: Blitzer's Bargain
5 Posts • 2596 Views
Stories & Poetry Forum
Ace choked for a moment. Blitzer threw his head Back in laughter. "Idiot," he spoke seriously. Ace paused for an instant, then began convulsing violently while dropping to the ground. Blit...
THREAD Little Steven's Underground Garage Festival
1 Posts • 5032 Views
Talk Talk
On Saturday, August 16, 2004 I drove (actually, rode) 5 hours to Randall's Island just outside New York City for Little Steven's Underground Garage Festival, a garage rock festival put on by...
THREAD Two Theories
2 Posts • 2076 Views
Philosophy Forum
The only thing worse than an affront to our common sense is finding some common sense to our affront. Which category the following tract falls into is for the reader to decide. I hope it will not be c...
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