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THREAD ChristianityJesus's death was faked
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Religion Forum
Jesus was God, but also human. Trust me, I've tried the whole "Pain is just neurons firing and doesn't matter" thing myself, but just because you know it doesn't matter doesn&...
THREAD Apathy
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I'm pretty uninterested in everything around me, and I realize that's not a good thing. I've been like this for at least the past four years, and it's getting to the point where I...
THREAD Cesspool of our youth
14 Posts • 4643 Views
Philosophy Forum
hmm so what was the point? youth are stupid. we all just ride along and whatever happens happens eh? i have always wondered why kids have that "i am invincible" mentality, i never experience...
THREAD Starcraft 2 (no, NOT Starcraft Ghost)
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SC is a classic. i dont honestly care who creates it, as long as i enjoy it. i dont see a point in criticizing the creators of the game. i say, when it comes out buy it (if you want to) and play it an...
THREAD I don't actually dislike Bush
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"Surely you all must know that Gorge W Bush is indeed an idiot. To cite the fact that he went to Yale and got a Masters is not a testament to his intelligence, it is a testament to the corruption...
THREAD Michael Pennington
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A user named crystalbreeze has posted detailed information about a guy called Michael Pennington who claims to be ghost in contact with the living. Many of these posts were made in February 2004 wh...
THREAD DepressionI hate people and feel better alone
33 Posts • 140881 Views
Psychology Forum
Sometimes I feel like I just hate everyone and much prefer being by myself than around other people. I feel like people always act fake in person – like they're always talking about meaningless t...
THREAD About You / IntroductionsThe most embarrasing moment
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hmmm my most embarassing moment! i was around 11 and this boy in my classroom used to make fun of my haircut. I kind of liked him just because he was humiliating me. N.B. it was my mom who gaved me t...
THREAD Disturbing mirrors
28 Posts • 7446 Views
Philosophy Forum
Never taken acid but i used to eat shrooms a lot, and it is a great time looking in the mirror. Be warned though, you'll see yourself how you deeply "see" yourself. Not to be this way,...
THREAD Emotions & FeelingsRelease
4 Posts • 2775 Views
Psychology Forum
I"m not sure wyote, i don't think its guilt err i wake up every morning and feel sad because i feel at home with that feeling. I've felt like this for a couple years like when i'm...
THREAD DepressionI hate people and feel better alone
33 Posts • 140881 Views
Psychology Forum
HI, I must admit i haven't read every comment, but i have read most, but from what i gather there are a lot of people in a similar situation to you. I used to be the outgoing sort, to the point...
THREAD Gender PsychologyChicks and Fake Phone numbers
64 Posts • 45277 Views
Psychology Forum
Starlette, if you don't want to give a guy your number and want to lie, tell him you have a boyfriend. Believe me, it's a lot easier on him. If he's nice, you did him a favor. If he...
THREAD SocietyWhy Would Any Democrat Support Alito
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Politics & Current Events Forum
Why would Democrat support Alito? Because D.O.J. has their agents among them. 379. A crime in the name of a noble cause (1/27/06) Bush stole breads from the grocery store. When the store owner...
THREAD War & TerrorismPlease Watch This
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Politics & Current Events Forum
This is a propaganda War, a war for your mind, to subdue and divide us, I cannot stress the importance of our need of truthful information. We are being lied to, this should not make you happy, nor sh...
THREAD Rant OnRANT ON ABOUT ANYTHING!!!!
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When I first joined this site about two years ago, I thought it was great. An island of intellectual thought in a vast ocean of stupidity and Myspace pages. A place where people could (and did) come t...
THREAD What's wrong with the world? How do we change
93 Posts • 43890 Views
Philosophy Forum
Where the hell do you think money comes from? Networking? Money sure does say a lot, apparently you haven't learned how it works. Do you not have a college degree and you're some Senator i...
THREAD War & TerrorismCSPAN advertizes 9/11 truth symposium
5 Posts • 2574 Views
Politics & Current Events Forum
Excerp: 9/11 Symposium Most Popular C-Span Show Prison Planet | August 5 2006 The June 2006 L.A. American Scholars Symposium is still the most popular online streaming choice for C-Span viewers,...
THREAD GovernmentSEIU staged "Occupy" protests
1 Posts • 2231 Views
Politics & Current Events Forum
Wow the occupy "movement" is as fake as everyone feared. People are being paid and bussed in by seiu. OF COURSE! Every time something like this happens the right blames SEIU....I guess...
THREAD online poetry that zings & zaps & zips!
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Hallucinations Attacking the Sunlight By Wolf Larsen I think of your smile wrapping around the world in a massacre of happiness, (the windows are thousands of panicking eyes), you plant your kis...
THREAD Revision World
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THREAD The Theory of the Multi-verse(Omniverse)
18 Posts • 5953 Views
Philosophy Forum
I argee with a lot of what your saying. People except truth as truth when they are told it is truth. This is terrible because when one can except exsperance that they have not had as reality they can...
THREAD YOUR HEART LIKE A WINTER NIGHT
1 Posts • 2593 Views
Stories & Poetry Forum
'YOUR HEART LIKE A WINTER NIGHT.' By Robert Davidson. You passed me by Didn't speak, didn't smile Going off with an angry head toss You left me 'neath the cold moon light Your heart like a w...
THREAD ChristianityMisrepresentation
81 Posts • 21503 Views
Religion Forum
The copy I had before had an explination in it but this one doesn't. I'll have to research that. But, from what I can remember, it is a book given to the prophet by the angel gabrial about 6...
THREAD JokesDad's Rules For Dating His Daughter
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Jokes & Games
This is hilarious. I would add that your daughter should home at a reasonable time. Compare to a ticking time bomb and if they don't return her by the time the bomb, a.k.a you,goes off, all hell...
THREAD Stellar Scenes
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Naoyuki Kurita is an astrophotographer who is located in Japan. In order to take his astro-images, Naoyuki drives outside of the city, to locations away from the interference of city lights. On his...
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