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JokesLOL, Ewwww
12 Posts • 5760 Views Jokes & Games |
Three blondes are walking in the woods when they come across some tracks. "These are deer tracks!" Says the first blonde. "No they are definitely bear tracks!" says the second. &qu... |
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PoetryDust in the Wind
41 Posts • 13169 Views Stories & Poetry Forum |
goin' 80 down that narrow strip of ice,
we didn't see the deer.
and as that warm rubber slides on that slick ice path,
i feel the rush of death upon me.
and i stand face to face with dea... |
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Society & SociologyThe mentality of a soldier
0 Posts • 7803 Views Psychology Forum |
Thankgod i caught this post, Just about to leave for work! :).
Well Leftwood, I feel that people that complain about politics that have nothing to do or even affects them is pretty pathetic, Worr... |
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JokesWyomingite
1 Posts • 5496 Views Jokes & Games |
Ok, I have posted jokes about blondes and rednecks, now it's time for Wyoming folk.
Wyomingite
You know you are a true Wyomingite when:
1. Your idea of a traffic jam is ten cars waiting... |
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StoriesChronicles from the Gutter.
22 Posts • 8515 Views Stories & Poetry Forum |
She is asking if she is mad but Beethoven was already red. Machinist tendencies, I'm reduced to an apple but I still believe in alchemy. Restart from the middle, no need to go back to the warm swimmin... |
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Stoned in love, but not with you.
10 Posts • 3036 Views Talk Talk |
Wyote: Thank you for your reply; I know that you're right. When I was 9, I was riding with my 17 year old cousin, and she hit a deer... She was hysterical, and the poor little guy was lying on th... |
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GovernmentHumans must unite.
46 Posts • 15327 Views Politics & Current Events Forum |
Thx, I try really hard man I really do, but I lose my patience all the time and yes we are totally making your point but the problem is when your out in the world no one likes to talk about what reall... |
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GovernmentThe Anti-Bush Thread
0 Posts • 38348 Views Politics & Current Events Forum |
I think Dumbteen hit the nail squarely on the head... GW gets nervous when speaking publicly. He is self-conscious that he goes blank... he often freezes like deer caught in headlights.
He is defi... |
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StoriesChronicles from the Gutter.
22 Posts • 8515 Views Stories & Poetry Forum |
Feed the crowd...
There's the opening song
Teutonic glances from the lady on the bicycle, she died with wind in her hair.
Home! I want you to be everywhere I go
Mystic blue forests, Bucharest thro... |
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FuturologyChance Theory of Evolution
8 Posts • 2990 Views Philosophy Forum |
allmir...
Your premises are flawed by one distict fact.
All higher life on the planet shares certain characteristics of bone structure and organs.
Why?
One, we have all evolved from a basi... |
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ElectionsMy opinion on NH debate
3 Posts • 2916 Views Politics & Current Events Forum |
Here is how I feel it went on 1-22-04
1st - Joe Lieberman - Exhibited a sense of humor, good answers to all questions, and stuck it to Peter Jennings.
2nd - Dennis Kucinich - Doesn't look p... |
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God in ReligionThe God Thread
158 Posts • 41700 Views Religion Forum |
but seriously. i don't believe in any conventional god. the god i believe in is more of a spiritual force type thing. sorta like that deer-type thing in "Princess Mononoke." anyone seen... |
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palindromes
28 Posts • 7625 Views Jokes & Games |
No fair ample hair – am not I nipper-less? Eva estimated ace caps I won as united. A Caesar of space, Cinderella's moor, Niamey Don (a Niger-an name), ties up mad sire, nut! I, Lear, simpleton male,... |
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palindromes
28 Posts • 7625 Views Jokes & Games |
Esparto, dodo's lair to name it, not to cage bees, elasticated, is nice. Esteem, as up in space, cite bad local lions, eye can emit now. G.I. boots in ugly rebel or rat's potato gin (eh?) were hot. Pu... |
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RelationshipsWhen will the pain of heartache go away?
17 Posts • 26551 Views Sexuality & Intimacy Forum |
Actually I do find simplicity to be happiness and complexity not so much happy. I do deal with reality when I have to . Also who are you to say or know what realities I have braved . If I prefer fanta... |
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palindromes
28 Posts • 7625 Views Jokes & Games |
Obey retail law – a noose killed oyster. Reflate my ball, a water-filled one. Disabuse no name of emanating issue.
Damsels, I note, vary tastes so cost now desserts. I say no! Try taste more hone... |
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palindromes
28 Posts • 7625 Views Jokes & Games |
It's not a cat I milk – calf, for a fee, sews a button - knit or tie damsel over us. Mined gold lode I fill until red nudes I met in a moor-top bar can. I sit, I fill a diary – trap nine men in te... |
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About You / IntroductionsAye
9 Posts • 3466 Views Talk Talk |
VW. :) That was my very first car. 1990 Golf 5sp Diesel. Great on fuel, but insanely expensive to fix. I ended up retiring that car to off road use only, until I put it into a culvert, smashing the ra... |
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JokesClean fun...
24 Posts • 8836 Views Jokes & Games |
For those who love the philosophy of hypocrisy and ambiguity.
1. Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things.
2. One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor........ |
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GovernmentS.Korea steps up foot-and-mouth quarantine
1 Posts • 2125 Views Politics & Current Events Forum |
South Korean President Lee Myung-Bak called Thursday for tighter quarantine measures to combat the rapid spread of the country's worst outbreak of foot-and-mouth disease.
Since the highly co... |
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If Santa answered his letters...
1 Posts • 2226 Views Jokes & Games |
Dear Santa,
I wud like a kool toy space ranjur for Xmas. Iv ben good boy all yeer.
YeR FReND,BiLLy
Dear Billy,
Nice spelling. You're on your way to being a career lawncare specialist. How... |
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Life & DeathMy Theory on Life
8 Posts • 3599 Views Philosophy Forum |
before you read, their is more that I did not put in here. A lot more. If I didn't explain some parts clearly, its mainly the wording. Play with the theories in your own mind.
Life...is it r... |
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Reality & MetaphysicsOn the justification of being and non-being
1 Posts • 2981 Views Philosophy Forum |
"Values are intangibles. They are, in the final analysis, things of the mind that have to do with the vision people have of "the good life" for themselves and their fellows." (Nich... |
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