Wyomingite

Ok, I have posted jokes about blondes and rednecks, now it's time for Wyoming folk.

Wyomingite

You know you are a true Wyomingite when:

1. Your idea of a traffic jam is ten cars waiting to pass a tractor on the highway.

2. "Vacation" means going up north past Worland for the weekend.

3. You measure distance in hours.

4. You know several people who have hit deer more than once.

5. You often switch from "heat" to "A/C" in the same day and back again.

6. Your whole family wears brown and gold to church on Sunday.

7. You can drive 65 mph through 2 feet of snow during a raging blizzard, without flinching.

8. You see people wearing hunting clothes at social events.

9. You install security lights on your house and garage and leave both unlocked.

10. You think of the major food groups as beer, fish, and venison.

11. You carry jumper cables in your car and your girlfriend knows how to use them.

12. There are 7 empty cars running in the parking lot at Big R Ranch & Farm at any given time.

13. You design your kid's Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit.

14. Driving is better in the winter because the potholes are filled with snow.

15. You refer to the Bronco's as "we."

16. You know all 4 seasons: almost winter, winter, still winter and road construction.

17. You can identify a Colorado accent.

18. You have no problem spelling Meeteetse.

19. You consider Cheyenne exotic.

20. You don't have a coughing fit from one sip of Coors.

21. Your idea of creative landscaping is a statue of a deer next to your blue spruce.

22. You were unaware that there is a legal drinking age.

23. Down South to you means Denver.

24. A brat is something you eat.

25. Your neighbor throws a party to celebrate his new machine shed.

26. You go out to bull fry every Friday.

27. You know how to line dance.

28. Your 4th of July picnic was moved indoors due to frost.

29. You have more miles on your snow blower than your car.

30 You find 0 degrees "a little chilly."

31. You actually understand these jokes, and you forward them to all your Wyoming friends

Em