LOL, Ewwww

What do you call a hooker with a runny nose?

Full.

LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!

I liked that one..that was GOOD!!

What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you?

I have heard it but dont member the exact awnser

take out the pin and throw it back.

pull the pin and throw it back.......right you are shadow

A blonde quickly went out to her mail box, looked in it, closed the door of the box, and went back in the house. A few minutes later she repeated this process by checking her mail again.

She did this five more times, and her neighbor that was watching her commented: "You must be expecting a very important letter today the way you keep looking into that mail box."

The blonde answered, "No, I am working on my computer, and it keeps telling me that I have mail."

a blonde and a brunette jump out the same window at the same time who hits the ground first

Three blondes are walking in the woods when they come across some tracks. "These are deer tracks!" Says the first blonde. "No they are definitely bear tracks!" says the second. "You're both wrong, these are fox tracks." says the third.
Anyway while they are arguing they are hit by the train.

A man in a hot air balloon realised he was lost. He reduced altitude and spotted a woman below.

He descended a bit more and shouted, "Excuse me, can you help me? I promised a friend I would meet him an hour ago, but I don't know where I am." The woman below replied, "You're in a hot air balloon hovering approximately 30 feet above the ground. You're between 40 and 41 degrees north latitude and between 59 and 60 degrees west longitude."

"You must be an engineer," said the balloonist.

"I am," replied the woman, "How did you know?"

"Well," answered the balloonist, "everything you told me is technically correct, but I've no idea what to make of your information, and the fact is I'm still lost. Frankly, you've not been much help at all. If anything, you've delayed my trip."

The woman below responded, "You must be in Management."

"I am," replied the balloonist, "but how did you know?"

"Well," said the woman, "you don't know where you are or where you're going. You have risen to where you are due to a large quantity of hot air. You made a promise, which you've no idea how to keep, and you expect people beneath you to solve your problems. The fact is you are in exactly the same position you were in before we met, but now, somehow, it's my fault."

jaduff i know that one. the brunette hits the ground first because the blond stopped at a window to ask for directions.