how to get rid of a dead body?

Hello everybody!
I'm trying to write a book and I'm looking for creative and original ways to get rid of a dead body.
Use your imagination and help me out please, thanks!

Is the body male or female?

male

Use liquid nitrogen to freeze the body solid, hammer it until you have a small enough pieces, then split the body up into different bags, and dispose of the bags in many inconspicuous places.

O here is another, sneak the body into a airport, and put the body in the tail part of a jet engine, on a plane which has already past inspection.

I just got the best one ever, take the dead mans hands, and put them over his eyes, if he cant see anything
he will not be visible to anyone...