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Zombieland

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Zombieland
Absolutely amazing. The whiny, pathetic narrator can be a bit overwhelming at times, however, he is sadly lovable and it's very easy to empathize with him. Simply said, in one of the greatest roles of all time, Woody Harrelson kicks all the ass possible. Lovin' twinkies and hatin' Zombies is all he knows and it shows in his narcissistic mercenary role that seems to have been written exclusively for him (or Robert Downey Jr. of course). The beginning is a bit gory so hide your young 'nes eyes, but it levels out and evolves into an action, comedy, romance, horror, thriller in no time. Unfortunately the end is completely predictable and totally sappy to highest degree. The rest of the movie is worth it though. If numbers and scales mean anything, I'd probably give it an 8.5/10.

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