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Three women and their daughters

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 33yrs • F •
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Three women and their daughters
Three women are discussing their teenage daughters.

The first declares: "I was so shocked last week. I was tidying my daughter''s room and I found a packet of cigarettes under her pillow. I didn't even know that she smoked!"

"It gets worse than that," says the second mother. "I was tidying my daughter''s room last week and I found a bottle of vodka under her bed. I didn't even know that she drank!"

"Oh, it gets even worse than that," says the third mother. "I was tidying my daughter''s room last week and you''ll never guess what I found in her bedside cabinet: a packet of condoms! I didn't even know that she had a penis!"

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 33yrs • F
A CTL of 1 means that xloobyloox is a contributing member of Captain Cynic.
could you stop with using the '3's as 'e's please. very annoying

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