Things that are stupid

Hi I'm Jim Bob.

I'm going to start by saying things that pee me right off. Feel free to argue with me - but I'm right.

1. Health and safety. Its okay if you have a job re-wiring electric masts from helicopters to have health and safety, but if you work in an office and your names Patrick, you weigh 30 stones and you have thick glasses, you don't need health and safety - maybe just a bike and a steep hill up to work.

2. Climate change due to humans. Climate change is happening. But 95% of geenhouse gases are due to water vapour, about 3% due to CO2. Of that CO2, less than 5% is due to humans, so don't worry about the levels; its like having an old ugly car with a knackered engine and moaning about a speck of dirt on the dashboard.

And anyway, we're going to use the petrol up anyway so it doesnt matter if you shove it in a 1 litre or a 8 litre engine, it just means someones going to have to invent a new form of transport quicker.


3. Old people who moan a lot.

You English folk sure are funny. No arguments here though.

It seems its only the Brits who are keeping any commonsense.