The Simile Game - Page 4

a taxi's like a hooker, u get picked up, u get off whenever u want, but u still have to pay.

A hooker is like the most popular songs out there.

I never want my hands on either of them.

the most popular songs out there are like nails on a chalkboard they both make me want to go deaf.

Nails on a chalk board are like my Zyphon's mom trying to sing, they're both screachy and make you want to SCREAM!!!!!

Zyphon's mom is like the meaning of life, i have no idea what the fuck it is.

The meaning of life is like a mosquito bite. You scratch and scratch, yet it still itches.

a mesquito bit is some what like a spider bite. they both can be mistaken for a pimple.

no matter how embarrasing it may be alot of people have done that. including jack22

Is there a bit of a war going on here?

A spider bite is like falling on something sharp. I almost got both in the eye (seperate incidents).

falling on something sharp is like smashing your thumb with a hammer. you jump and then cuss. (or yell)

i do that way to often.

Smashing your thumb with a hammer is like having children. You don't aim for it, but it happens.

having children is like a nightmare you wish it was over and you would wake up and everything would be back to normal. (With no kids)

Love is like a fire. When you have it lit up it warms you and it mesmerizes you. If you all of a sudden stick your hand in it burns. But when it goes out you are left in the dark, you are cold, and you miss it.

Fire is like water both useful and crucial to life, but has the power to cause great destruction.

Ah! Chrissylette broke the chain! You were supposed to make a simile about nightmares. Must go back to the chain...

Nightmares are like tabloids- lots of bad stuff you won't remember by next week.

life is like a hooker: sometimes it blows