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 35yrs • F •  A CTL of 1 means that littlelady89 is a contributing member of Captain Cynic.  |
a taxi's like a hooker, u get picked up, u get off whenever u want, but u still have to pay.
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32yrs • M • A CTL of 1 means that ScorcherTheMe is a contributing member of Captain Cynic. |
A hooker is like the most popular songs out there.
I never want my hands on either of them.
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35yrs • F • A CTL of 1 means that littlelady89 is a contributing member of Captain Cynic. |
the most popular songs out there are like nails on a chalkboard they both make me want to go deaf.
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35yrs • M • Jack22 is new to Captain Cynic and has less than 15 posts. New members have certain restrictions and must fill in CAPTCHAs to use various parts of the site.  |
Nails on a chalk board are like my Zyphon's mom trying to sing, they're both screachy and make you want to SCREAM!!!!!
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"The only bigger fool than the man who thinks he knows everything is the man who argues with him"
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35yrs • F • A CTL of 1 means that littlelady89 is a contributing member of Captain Cynic. |
Zyphon's mom is like the meaning of life, i have no idea what the fuck it is.
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37yrs • F • A CTL of 1 means that Attolia is a contributing member of Captain Cynic. |
The meaning of life is like a mosquito bite. You scratch and scratch, yet it still itches.
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"How can we be just in a world without mercy and merciful in a world without justice?"
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33yrs • M • A CTL of 1 means that zyphon is a contributing member of Captain Cynic. |
a mesquito bit is some what like a spider bite. they both can be mistaken for a pimple.
no matter how embarrasing it may be alot of people have done that. including jack22
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"sad is the heart that loves. its usually broken"
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32yrs • M • A CTL of 1 means that ScorcherTheMe is a contributing member of Captain Cynic. |
Is there a bit of a war going on here?
A spider bite is like falling on something sharp. I almost got both in the eye (seperate incidents).
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33yrs • M • A CTL of 1 means that zyphon is a contributing member of Captain Cynic. |
falling on something sharp is like smashing your thumb with a hammer. you jump and then cuss. (or yell)
i do that way to often.
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"sad is the heart that loves. its usually broken"
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37yrs • F • A CTL of 1 means that Attolia is a contributing member of Captain Cynic. |
Smashing your thumb with a hammer is like having children. You don't aim for it, but it happens.
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"How can we be just in a world without mercy and merciful in a world without justice?"
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33yrs • M • A CTL of 1 means that zyphon is a contributing member of Captain Cynic. |
having children is like a nightmare you wish it was over and you would wake up and everything would be back to normal. (With no kids)
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"sad is the heart that loves. its usually broken"
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32yrs • F • chrissylette is new to Captain Cynic and has less than 15 posts. New members have certain restrictions and must fill in CAPTCHAs to use various parts of the site. |
Love is like a fire. When you have it lit up it warms you and it mesmerizes you. If you all of a sudden stick your hand in it burns. But when it goes out you are left in the dark, you are cold, and you miss it.
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"Life is all about moments, so make the best of each one."
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34yrs • M • A CTL of 1 means that CrypticTruth is a contributing member of Captain Cynic. |
Fire is like water both useful and crucial to life, but has the power to cause great destruction.
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""Man is least himself when he talks in his own person. Give him a mask, and he will tell you the truth" -oscar wilde"
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37yrs • F • A CTL of 1 means that Attolia is a contributing member of Captain Cynic. |
Ah! Chrissylette broke the chain! You were supposed to make a simile about nightmares. Must go back to the chain...
Nightmares are like tabloids- lots of bad stuff you won't remember by next week.
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"How can we be just in a world without mercy and merciful in a world without justice?"
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29yrs • M • A CTL of 1 means that xdanishx is a contributing member of Captain Cynic. |
life is like a hooker: sometimes it blows
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