The Simile Game - Page 2

Girlfriend is just like a Jawbreaker, no matter how sweet it taste at the beginning, it will just hurt you at the end

jawbreakers are like m80s stick them in the micro for a while and BOOM!!!!! pieces everwhere.

wow did this topic go weird.

mmm....I have to do that sometime, where can I find jawbreakers?

M80's are like energy drinks, small package- big punch.

Energy drinks are like free food. Both attract hordes of college kids.

College kids are like monkeys, lots of swinging about and making loud noises, but at the end of the day they are all afraid of the dark.

Monkeys are like people, aggressive towards their own kind.

People are like coconuts, hard on the outside, soft on the inside.

Coconuts are like ideas. Sometimes you don't know they are there until they hit you on the head.

ideas are like apples, if you sit under an apple tree.

Interesting simile...

Apples are like children, leave them in the sun too long and they'll go bad.

Children are like little pockets of potential and possibility, impossible to tell the good from the bad unless you put your hand in a have a good rummage around...

pockets of potential and possibility are like pockets of coins youll get grimy shiny warped or promising.

both pockets have good and bad.

Pockets of coins you'll get grimy, shiny, warped or promising are like girlfriends.

Sometimes they're not there when you need them most.

Girlfriends are like waxing your legs, they look simple and painless going in, but in the end, they both leave you numb.

Numbness is like everyman's opium, its a readily available means of avoiding feelings and engagment with reality.