Blonde Jokes

Here is a couple of blonde jokes:
what do a call a blonde with half a brain? gifted

how do u keep a blonde busy? put her in a circular room and tell her to find a corner

what goes "vroom, screech, vroom, screech"? a blonde at a blinking stoplight or a blonde driving a stickshift

Anyone else wanna add?

What do you call a blonde with a runny nose?
Full.

what do you call a blonde with one braincell?
gifted

what do you call a blonde with two braincells?
pregnant

what do you call an inteligent blonde?
a golden retriever

Has u ever seen a blonde going to a college?





















































No?



























































Neither have I

I have. And then i asked her what she did.





She said


"Im in the special section here.

rotflol

a blonde an a brunette jump out of a window, who hits the ground first?









The brunette, the blonde had to stop and ask for directions

Nice 1

np but ohwell.
how do drown a blond

put a scraff'n'sniff sticker on the bottom of a pool.

I tried that on my friend. She jumped in swam to the bottom of the pool. tryed to sniff, swam up and threw me in the pool. she wasnt to happy. but it was pretty funny.

the tooth fairy, an inteligent blonde, santa claus and a brunette all fall off a roof, which one hits the ground first?









the brunette, the rest are imaginary.

a blonde walks into an electronics shop, and asks to buy a particular television. the shopkeepers replies "we don't sell to blondes!", so the blonde goes and dyes her hair brown and comes back and tries again, but gets the same reply. she goes through a few more hair colours still getting the same reply until finally she asks, "why wont u sell me that tv? and how do you know i'm blonde?" the shopkeeper replies, "because that tv is a microwave"

hahah. oh that was good.
havent herd that one since i was in 7th grade.
good one

A blonde woman once recieved some advice. She was told "try to feel special". What happened to the blonde that tried to feel special?

She got confused

soundds like my cousin.
She was in class and her teacher said that sometimes he'll get students who like like "the lights are on but nobodys home"
she said "oh hey we do that!"
The teacher said "No i mean what i said is kind of like saying 'The hamster wheels spinnin but the hamster ain't runnin' see?"
She said "Oh! I have a hamster!"

heres one fur yah..>>>
a blonde kept walkin from her house to her mail box at the end of her garden..then her next door neighbour came out and asked her y she kept walkin bak n farwords frm her house to her mail box..the blonde replied.my computer is tellin me i got mail.