Musical Jokes

We singers are twisted sometimes...

Did you hear about the time the Choir Director locked his keys in the car? It took him three hours to get the alto out.

Q.) How can you tell when a tenor is really stupid?
A.) When the other tenors notice.

How many Sopranos does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
One, she holds the lightbulb and the world revolves around her.

Did you hear the one about the three basses that walked past a bar? Yeah, it really happened!

This is what happens when a choir director goes on a coffee-infused rant (this morning, and yes- it was me.) I thought I'd put these down before the caffeine-crash happened.

What is the difference between a trumpet* and an oinion??

No one cries when you chop up the trumpet!!

*you can substitute any intsrument with the trumpet!!!

i dont get it... haha

when you chop an oinion it makes you cry.

But if you chop up a trumpet no one cry's there all happy beacause you play bad!