Love Poems and Toilet Paper

This isn't really a joke but I couldn't load the general board so this was the next best thing.

Do you think that if all the love poems/songs in the world were printed on toilet paper that the entire US wouldn't be able to reach a repeat of the same love poem/song for an entire lifetime? Also, what do you think of the idea of putting love poems/songs on toilet paper? I could see it being a big hit.