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wormtownandy

39yrs • M •

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Wacko Jacko

some of my favorite Michael Jackson jokes

What do Michael Jackson and Santa have in common?
They both leave children's bedrooms with an empty sack.

How do you know it's bedtime at the Neverland Ranch?
When the big hand touches the little hand.

Whats the didfference between MJ and a grocery bag?
One is white, made of plastic, and dangerous for children to play with. The other carries groceries.

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wormtownandy

39yrs • M •

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What do Michael Jackson and Dr. Spock have in common?
They both know how to rear a child.

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Disenchanted

36yrs • F •

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Q: What do second place race horses and Michael Jackson have in common?
A: They both come in a little behind.

...These are horrible.

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tweeker

32yrs • M •

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ha ha ha ha these jokes are mest up but funny mest up but funny

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[]RandomGirl[]

31yrs • F •

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How do we know MJ is guilty?
Because he's been fingered by several children.

o_O

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"Why are the children doing what they are doing? Why does the child rise up and kill his mum and dad, and murder his two sisters, and then hang himself from the vent...\\\""

>Twitch<

34yrs • M •

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What do MJ and BK have in common-
the both stick there meat in 11 year old buns.

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">Hold on I have to save<"

shades

32yrs • M •

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why did michal jackson have plactic surgery?

to look better 4 bubbles

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blackstorm992

31yrs • M •

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2 similarities between Micheal Jackson and an xbox..... they are both made of plastic and little children turn them on.....

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"always forgive your enimies, nothing annoys them as much."

Sky1234

37yrs • M •

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Hey!!!!~ Did you all hear!? Micheal Jackson was found dead yesterday! Report said the cause of his death was airway blockage. It seem that he was eating something when is was dead. When doing an autopsy, the doctor found a 12 years old wiener in his mouth.

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"Beware of the dog"

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