What are some things you wish to accomplish before death?

I like many people would love to try everything before they die but unfortunately the time on this wonderful planet is limited.

1) I've always wanted to cut a tree down and yell "Timber!" See the tree made a noise in the woods but I guess I'm around.

2) Blow up a building with one of those handles you press down to start the fuse. Like what wilie coyote always used. I gotta admit it looks fun.

3) Go to the desert and reflect on life. A spiritual journey to say the least.

4) Dress up like Mr.Penut and go to a painting auction claiming my name is Cornelius.

5) Write a book.

1. Be happy and spread as much happiness as I fookin can
2. Travel as much and as far as I can-so long as I'l get back in enough time
3. Enjoy home
4. Get the same satisfaction from eating a lollipop as I used to
5. Get super-fit.
6. Have a baby
7. Have an orgasm every day

oh and...

8. Live!

a) learn how 2 fly a plane
b) jump off a cliff into beutiful water lyk in the film the beach
c) do sumthin so that ppl no my name after i die
d) bungy jump
e)snow board
f)convert one person 2 islam
g)hav a baby
h)score the last winning goal in the world cup.

I plan on swimming in that Florida-shaped pool at Cypress Gardens. Security be damned!!

Question #2: HOW do you plan on accomplishing these things?

In order:

1. By being happy: diet, exercise, right surroundings
2. Buy tickets
3. Achieve contempt
4. By being happy: diet, exercise, right surroundings
5. mental will
6. Sex
7. Sex

8. All the above combined.

Wait until nobody's looking and then jump in.

Make lots of money...then I can buy or do whatever I want.

To leave behind a group of people who will carry my life's ambitions.

And have a feline friend.

How? Improve myself, sincerely connect to others, and move away from my mother who is afraid of cats.

Get a tattoo to constantly remind myself when i'm older of my youth.