conversation I had with a myspace female

some women on myspace are really weird.

oh here is her profile:
http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&fri
endID=20601614&Mytoken=20050713023530
She is 36 yr old woman (Im 20):

Me:
" how are you doing hottie?"

she:
" what are you like TEN?
i'm doing good though.
better thasn you fsioafudsoadkl;afjhahah "

Me:
"
naw you wish you had a young body I bet to @#%$ and eat your @#%$."

Her:
" ten ... twenty
pshh doesn't really matter
no need for profanities meanie "

Me:
"
Im not being mean. I just want to lick you all over from head to toe."

Her:
"
your scaring me
cats lick.
and i'm allergic to cats
hmmpt"

Me:
" I like cats. They are quiter than dogs. Do you have any pets?"

Her:
" yes. eight rats. they are like my children "

Me:
" you look really great for your age and we would look good together. what do you think?"

Her:
" i think that i'm fifteen years older thanyou
i think that you are kinda ugly
i think that all your pictures look the same
they remind me of this girl that i hate"

me:
"your really mean."

Her:
" okaay fine! your not ugly and your the perfect age.
lets hook up "

Me:
" yea right your just making fun of me again. See this is why Im a virgin still nobody wants me. Also, I think women in their late 30s are incredibly hot, have great personalities and lots of knowledge, and are just plain fun and often settled already so theyre not looking for someone to take care of them or care about materialistic things."

Her:
" shut up fool!
you just want to be sicko face"

Me:
" why am I sicko face?"

Her:
"i dunno, i like name c alling"

Her:
"aare you a cannibal? whats with you and EATING and LICKING? i only eat and lick food. like ribs. mmm ribs. i like them best in bbq sauce,beef over pork hands down"

I wrote:
" I have a foot fetish. I like licking toes."

she wrote:
"i don't have feet."

I wrote:
" everyone does. i love toe rings."

She wrote:
" i seriously DON'T HAVE FEET! I'LL NEVER BE ABLE TO WEAR TOE RINGS. you could buy me LEG rings, um what are they called...anklets? yes! no i only have prostetic feet. so if you wanna lick them and stuff you'd haveto like scrub them with some anitbacterial like alcohol or something, then you can like spread some flavors on it so it doesn't make you DIE."

I wrote:
" are you a lezbian or something? its ok if you dont like boys but prefer girls you know...."

She wrote:
" are you a fag or somethin, because its ok if you prefer boys over girls...not like either would go out with you!
duH!"

I wrote:
" so your a male?"

She wrote:
" why do you keep insulting me. i thought we were really hitting it off"

I wrote:
" lol, you rejected me the first time I talked to you than made fun of me."

She wrote:
" well i take it all back
i want you so bad
i love you baby"

Me:
shure you do. I know your lying and think Im ugly.

Her:
no i dont
i want you so bad babay!

Me:
I you really want me than tell me what youd like to do with me.

Her:
id like EVERYTHING i hAve lots of experiance

Me:
I love women with experience. What are some foreplay you like? backrubs, masages, or what? And what are some that you enjoiy giving?

Her:
everything

Me:
so do you cook? what are your favorite dishes?

Her:
ribs

Me:
sounds great, what are your favorite movies?

Her:
joesy and the @#%$ cats

Me:
interesting. You seem very fun, so what other kinds of things do you enjoy?

Her:
you babay
thats all i needin life

Me:
what made you change your mind in talking to me?

Her:
you look more mature today
why do you ask so many questions?

Me:
well you seem to have two personalities. One is really nice anc charming and the other (I met the other day) made me feel pretty badly, so i dont know what to say.

Me:
Ill talk to you later beutiful, I gotta do somethign quick.

Her:
o please tell me what your doing!
PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE!

Her:
then dont say anything but head
shut up and kiss me you fool!

Me:
I would love to. Are you ticklish, Id love to tickle you as well.

Me:
buying some groceries.

Me:
by the way do you enjoy traveling? Or have you traveled anywhere? Myself Ive been to mexico, and Europe so far.

Why are so many women rude and immature despite their age? also anyone beside me oftene xperience an isnult as the first reply to a greeting? She really played me pretty good.

1: how do you know for sure that that's a woman?
2: how do you know for sure that she's 36?

one never knows who is behind the screen. Yet we allow ourselves to believe lies only because it is easier.

thats funny though he could have been talking to a *big* guy named billy or hank. Oh well the heart wants what it wants even if it has to lie to itself to get it ....

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Why are so many women rude and immature despite their age? also anyone beside me oftene xperience an isnult as the first reply to a greeting? She really played me pretty good.

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You both sound immature and rude. While her first comment wasn't the nicest, your "pick-up" lines are little to be desired.

no offence, Strangler, But if I had a conversation like that with someone i would be embarassed to post it on the internet for everyone to see...

for real dude. thats sick. and im a girl and im on myspace. in my opinion its the guys that are weird. though the weirdest convo ive ever had was with a chic. shes a lezbo and wanted me to make a porno with her. . . so gross.

I only started being rude after she was rude to me first and acted immature or treated me like some kid thus herself acting like one.

and yet your level of maturity never changed.....

it did for a split second but I was bored so decided to keep talking cause no one else ever talks to me on myspace (meaning females that is).

hell no females ever tlak to me anywhere, online or off.

maybe it has to do with your approach ......

no it has to do with me being considered unattractive by majority of females despite the fact I dont see why, me not having any game, me being unconfident, me not having alot of friends or going to parties/etc., me not having alot of money or social status.

from the way you spoke to that lady it seems you have no problem starting up a conversation so its not confidence. it just seems your inmature....

and she isnt?

theres no point in this thread strangler. i wish so badly that sex would get out of the internet, magazines and even everyday conversation. its something to be discussed with friends and lovers not parading filth. your insecurities are so obvious it hurts