Social Security - It's A Religious Thing

In the beginning, retirement was void without food or shelter, and the Lord said, Let there be social security, and it was so, and the Lord said it was good.

Then the Lord made Republicans to rule over the House and the Senate. He said to them, you are free to reign all the days of your life, and in your midst I had placed social security, you shall not touch it said the Lord, in the day that you do, you shall no longer rule.