Joke

Two clowns walk into a bar.





































































































































































Both are viciously murdered.

ODD, however quite funny.

i have no idea why, but i laughed.

wtf!!!! i actually laughed....

heres a joke for ppl out there.......

this white guy, mexican guy and a black guy find a magic lamp and they rubbed it and a genie came out...

he said, "thank you for getting me, for your reward, I will grant you one wish and one wish only"

the mexican guy said, "I wish I could take all of my race back to Mexico so we can start out clean again!"

"Your wish is granted" and every mexican left.

the black said, "I wish I can take all of my race back to Africa so all of us can reunite with one another and live happy once again!"

"Your wish is granted" and every black guy left.

the genie was looking at the white guys cuz he was taking his time with the wish and then the white said, "Lets see......you got rid of all the wetbacks and you got rid of all the niggers so......how about a coke.

LOL...

one day in class... it is phisically impossible for a whale to swallow a human.said the teacher. but joanoh was swallowed by a whale. said rosey.it's impossible rosey, a whale cannot swallow a human being! well when i die and go to heaven i'll ask mister joanah's spirit.said rosey. well, what if he went to hell? well, then why don't you ask him teacher?

I laughed but I don't know why, go any more???

Of course he doesnt he got those from our mom. She is a major christian and told us this to prove that god is real. She also told us this story,

Jane was in class when her teacher said that god was not real then Jane stood up and said "yes he is. The bible tells us so."
The teacher said that the bible is not proof.
Then jane said if he is not real then when i drop this egg you will not die.
Guess what?
the teacher changed the subject quit rapidly.

Oh and for the joke part. What would happen if you put a blue haired girl with a short body?

SMURF!!!!
(Im doing this just to any this girl next to me! oh she turning red now)

omg! Zac-Zyphon, my teacher ms. olson told me that you ***

ok i got one
i called your boyfriend gay and he hit me with his purse!

i can still feel the sting