The most dangerous animal.

Three winos were sitting on a log drinking their wine when the first one asked the others what they thought the most dangerous animal in the world is. The second one said it had to be a tiger. The third one disagreed saying it had to be an anaconda. All three thought about it awhile when the first one said "Both of you are wrong. The most dangerous animal must be a crocagator".

The other two were puzzled. They never saw nor heard of a crocagator before. They asked the first one to explain. He said a crocagator has the head of a crocodile on one end and the head of an alligator on the other end, and it is by far the most ferocious animal on earth.

They thought on that awhile when the second one asked "If it has two heads like that, how does it SH|T?"

The first one replied "It doesn't !! What one head eats, the other must vomit out! That is what makes him so ferocious!"

{P.S. I would bet that many message board & chatroom moderators feel just like a crocagator at times.}