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New Politics Policy

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 47yrs • M
A CTL of 1 means that Ironwood is a contributing member of Captain Cynic.
New Politics Policy
Ok, from now on, whatever lie detectors and truth serums we hve available and can make we are going to use on presidential candidates on live television, we are going to get them drunk for a debate to find out how they really feel, who are we kidding, there's not a city in the country perhaps the world that doesn't have a bar a liquor store, a dope dealer, a pill pusher, this is how we really get to know people, the candidates wouldn't mind, it would be college all over again.

They don't like lying, it makes them old and gray. They don't want to do wrong mostly, and if thats true they'll thank us, and if its not then they are crooked anyway and we want em out, sure it'll be tough, but it will get over in one probably shorter campaign what generally lasts entire presidencies of findiing out they are crooked defiling our name as a nation more than needed.

People can't get away with so much if we don't let them.

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"The Greatest Enemy of Knowledge is Not Ignorance, It is the ILLUSION of Knowledge. Stephen Hawking"
 40yrs • M •
A CTL of 1 means that iSOUGHT|THOUGHT is a contributing member of Captain Cynic.
on that note i'm the '08 un-affiliated candidate...

load up the bong boys, i'm hear to speak the truth!


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"as i see it the only "variable" in the equation is THOUGHT. you are capable of changing this and this alone."
 72yrs • M •
A CTL of 1 means that cturtle is a contributing member of Captain Cynic.
If this election wasn't rigged then over half the people in this country don't want the truth . . . they would rather be justified by a lie!
Speaking of the truth, what about the oil for food scam?

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"Terrorist or tyrant, few may come to the Truth that both are poor choice."
 47yrs • M
A CTL of 1 means that Ironwood is a contributing member of Captain Cynic.
And that half is the religious right, and what is the basis of their religion, a lie people convince themselves of to justify themselves.

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"The Greatest Enemy of Knowledge is Not Ignorance, It is the ILLUSION of Knowledge. Stephen Hawking"
 72yrs • M •
A CTL of 1 means that cturtle is a contributing member of Captain Cynic.
Which religion is that the love of the God almighty Dollar or the love of material wealth & pocessions? Oh, do you mean those who call themselves Christians with the mouthing of words but their hearts (thoughts) being far from GOD?

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"Terrorist or tyrant, few may come to the Truth that both are poor choice."
 47yrs • M
A CTL of 1 means that Ironwood is a contributing member of Captain Cynic.
Indeed

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"The Greatest Enemy of Knowledge is Not Ignorance, It is the ILLUSION of Knowledge. Stephen Hawking"
 72yrs • M •
A CTL of 1 means that cturtle is a contributing member of Captain Cynic.
http://www.alligator.org/edit/opinion/issues/04-fall/041123/opinion.html
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Column: Propaganda trap ensnares president
Ignorance is strength. As President Bush begins spending his hard-earned political capital, millions of Americans find themselves baffled by the idea that so many of their fellow citizens could have voted for a leader whose tenure has been marked by a series of failures and deceptions.
Oh ya & check out the satirical cartoon CIA!

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"Terrorist or tyrant, few may come to the Truth that both are poor choice."
 62yrs • F •
A CTL of 1 means that Lady Tazmanian is a contributing member of Captain Cynic.
Hey left, I like the lie detector concept!.Also, if they lie, they should get a small electrical jolt. Not only could we tell who is lying, but who isn't a girly man.

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 47yrs • M
A CTL of 1 means that Ironwood is a contributing member of Captain Cynic.
Well, that might all hinge on where they get the shock

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"The Greatest Enemy of Knowledge is Not Ignorance, It is the ILLUSION of Knowledge. Stephen Hawking"
 72yrs • M •
A CTL of 1 means that cturtle is a contributing member of Captain Cynic.
Hell if they are going to use tazors on kids?
Why not politicians?

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"Terrorist or tyrant, few may come to the Truth that both are poor choice."
 39yrs • F •
A CTL of 1 means that Astarte is a contributing member of Captain Cynic.
That would be a huge drain on the utilities industry if we wasted enormous amounts of electricity like that.. maybe it should be a jolt administered on the basis of how bad the lie was, see, if it's really bad, you just kill 'em with this a huge voltage. Like, enough to cause a power outage in the northeast, again.

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"Milk, almonds and pistachios."
 47yrs • M
A CTL of 1 means that Ironwood is a contributing member of Captain Cynic.
If its electricity that worries you, there is always the hammer method.

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"The Greatest Enemy of Knowledge is Not Ignorance, It is the ILLUSION of Knowledge. Stephen Hawking"
 72yrs • M •
A CTL of 1 means that cturtle is a contributing member of Captain Cynic.
Bang, Bang Maxwell's Siver Hammer came down upon their head . . . ya I remember that song!

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"Terrorist or tyrant, few may come to the Truth that both are poor choice."
 47yrs • M
A CTL of 1 means that Ironwood is a contributing member of Captain Cynic.
Well that makes one of us

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"The Greatest Enemy of Knowledge is Not Ignorance, It is the ILLUSION of Knowledge. Stephen Hawking"
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