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holy cow

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 44yrs • M •
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holy cow
A husband, wife, and son are barely making ends meet on their farm. One morning the woman sees the familys only cow lying dead in the feild and hangs herself in desperation. When the man awakens, he sees his wife and cow dead so he shoots himself. The son finds his parents dead and goes to drown himself, only to discover a mermaid at the river. The mermaid tells him "if you have sex with me 10 times in a row, i will revive your parents and the cow." "why not 20 times?" replies the son "fine" she says "20 it is" "but wait" says the boy "how do i know that 20 times in a row wont kill you like it did the cow?"

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"the greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didnt exist"
 35yrs • M •
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lol thats really good

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"Look now how mortals are blaming the gods for they say that evils come from us but in fact they themselves have woes beyond their share because of their own follies"
holy cow
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