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 46yrs • M •
A CTL of 1 means that Restless Mind is a contributing member of Captain Cynic.
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In a train car there was a Canadian, an American, a spectacular looking blonde and a frightfully awful looking fat lady.


After several minutes of the trip, the train happens to pass through a dark tunnel
and the unmistakable sound of a slap is heard.

When they leave the tunnel,the American had a big red slap mark on his cheek.

The blonde thought - "That American son of a bitch wanted to touch me and by mistake,he must have put his hand on the fat lady, who in turn must have slapped his face."


The fat lady thought - "That dirty old American laid his hands on the blonde and she smacked him."

The American thought - "That dumb Canadian put his hand on that blonde and by mistake she slapped me."

The Canadian thought - "I hope there is another tunnel soon, so
I can smack that stupid American again."


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 81yrs • M •
A CTL of 1 means that squatteam is a contributing member of Captain Cynic.
very good. lol

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"Popular dissidents are merely pacifiers given to us by the Government to keep us in line and thinking someone is making a ruckuss."
 44yrs • M •
A CTL of 1 means that MrPink is a contributing member of Captain Cynic.
i'm american thats not funny no it was a good one "damn canadians"

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"the greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didnt exist"
 35yrs • F •
A CTL of 1 means that Ana Rpo is a contributing member of Captain Cynic.
If you see it as a joke and maybe put it some other characters, I think you would like it

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"In the sea of ilutions and frustations that life is, some swim and some drown"
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