Vehicles that ain't cars! Like Scooters!

I own a 1996 Yamaha Jog (50cc weedeater engine modified)! Automatic transmission, electric starter, and 3.7 HP! I have put 8,300 miles on this puppy in Superior, Arizona since 1997. I just got this exceptional vehicle back from Steve's Cycle' fine mechanics and it's ready to do another 8 grand! I've calculated my per mile cost = 10 cents! I was pulled over not too long ago for speeding in Superior, Arizona! Too much power, not enogh brains!
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And how the hell did you get a speeding ticket?

I mean, cant you run just as fast as those things can?

That is quite possibly the dumbest thing i have ever seen. I mean, who was stupid enough to say, "i'm bored, lets go put a gas engine on a skateboard and see how it works out!" ?

Of course, if anything goes wrong, i suppose you could allways step off the thing.