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I like the one about Hercules, Snow White, and Don Juan arguing about who is the greatest among them. Hercules thought he was because he was the strongest. Snow White claimed the honor because she was so beautiful. Don Juan thought he was greatest because he had been with more women than man in history. They go to see a guru and let him settle the matter. One by one they go in the cave. Hercules comes out with a big smile. The guru had said he was indeed the strongest man in the world. Snow White comes out happily. The guru said she was indeed the most beautiful woman in the world. Don Juan comes out looking a little shaken and says, "Who the hell is Bill Clinton?"
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