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TEACHER: Ellen, give me a sentence starting with "I".
ELLEN: I is...
TEACHER: No, Ellen. Always say, "I am."
ELLEN: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
2:58:29 am - April 29, 2005
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TEACHER: Max, use "defeat," "defense," and "detail" in a sentence.
MAX: The rabbit cut across the field, and defeat went over defense before detail.
2:58:53 am - April 29, 2005
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MOTHER: Why on earth did you swallow the money I gave you?
JUNIOR : You said it was my lunch money.
2:59:22 am - April 29, 2005
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TEACHER: If you received $10 from 10 people, what would you get?
SASHA: A new bike.
2:59:43 am - April 29, 2005
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TEACHER: If you had one dollar and you asked your father for another, how many dollars would you have?
VINCENT: One dollar.
TEACHER (sadly): You don't know your arithmetic.
VINCENT (sadly): You don't know my father.
3:00:14 am - April 29, 2005
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TEACHER: If I had seven oranges in one hand and eight oranges in the other, what would I have?
CLASS COMEDIAN: Big hands!
3:00:54 am - April 29, 2005
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BOY: Isn't the principal a dummy!
GIRL: Say, do you know who I am?
BOY: No.
GIRL: I'm the principal's daughter.
BOY: And do you know who I am?
GIRL: No.
BOY: Thank goodness!
3:01:14 am - April 29, 2005
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