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The Amazingly Long Yet Not So Hilarious Thread - Page 4

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 36yrs • M •
A CTL of 1 means that Dugbug is a contributing member of Captain Cynic.
So now our adventurers are heading down to the netherworld as they go off the rails, on a crazy train.

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"If the opposite of Pro is Con, then is the opposite of Progress, Congress?"
 45yrs • M •
A CTL of 1 means that wesdawgy is a contributing member of Captain Cynic.
Strangely enough, the train is being driven by Stevie Wonder...

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"I'd like to say something profound....."SOMETHING PROFOUND""
 48yrs • F •
A CTL of 1 means that tristen is a contributing member of Captain Cynic.
they find they must answer two riddles to get out of there alive

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"mind over matter \"if you don\'t mind it doesn\'t matter\""
 38yrs • M •
A CTL of 1 means that Mr. Humble is a contributing member of Captain Cynic.
The first of the two riddles was as follows: "What has 4 legs but never walks, it has a head but never talks?"

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""How do you know we exist? Maybe we don't exist." -Vivi FF9"
 45yrs • M •
A CTL of 1 means that wesdawgy is a contributing member of Captain Cynic.
Iggy and Harry are truly stumped when all of a sudden...

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"I'd like to say something profound....."SOMETHING PROFOUND""
 38yrs • M •
A CTL of 1 means that Mr. Humble is a contributing member of Captain Cynic.
...a voice started talking in their heads. It said I have the answer it's ....

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""How do you know we exist? Maybe we don't exist." -Vivi FF9"
 43yrs • M •
AxDeath is new to Captain Cynic and has less than 15 posts. New members have certain restrictions and must fill in CAPTCHAs to use various parts of the site.
a dead cat, which Iggy shouted without thinking and was rewarded by a lovely ping noise for no reason at all.

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"Yes, you may sing to my cat if you like."
 38yrs • M •
A CTL of 1 means that Mr. Humble is a contributing member of Captain Cynic.
Stevie thought about that answer for awhile and then replied, "Good, (I guess) Now for the second question!"

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""How do you know we exist? Maybe we don't exist." -Vivi FF9"
 1965yrs • F •
psychokiller is new to Captain Cynic and has less than 15 posts. New members have certain restrictions and must fill in CAPTCHAs to use various parts of the site.
Mr. Wonder asked:"Do blind people dream in color?"

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""Think A-h--e---a----.....""
 43yrs • M •
AxDeath is new to Captain Cynic and has less than 15 posts. New members have certain restrictions and must fill in CAPTCHAs to use various parts of the site.
again the answer was clearly "Dead cat", but since that was not actually a riddle Stevie Wonder was disqualified, making Iggy and that other guy the winners!

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"Yes, you may sing to my cat if you like."
 45yrs • M •
A CTL of 1 means that wesdawgy is a contributing member of Captain Cynic.
As the "ding" of the correct bell rang out a magical glowing remote control appeared floating over Iggy's head.

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"I'd like to say something profound....."SOMETHING PROFOUND""
 43yrs • M •
AxDeath is new to Captain Cynic and has less than 15 posts. New members have certain restrictions and must fill in CAPTCHAs to use various parts of the site.
Then there was silence for a LONGASSED TIME.

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"Yes, you may sing to my cat if you like."
 45yrs • M •
A CTL of 1 means that wesdawgy is a contributing member of Captain Cynic.
Iggy looked at Harry and asked "Do you even know how to use the remote control?"

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"I'd like to say something profound....."SOMETHING PROFOUND""
 46yrs • M •
A CTL of 1 means that Restless Mind is a contributing member of Captain Cynic.
harry says................


re...........................what control?

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 38yrs • M •
A CTL of 1 means that Mr. Humble is a contributing member of Captain Cynic.
Iggy: "you know, It changes the picture when you press the buttons"

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""How do you know we exist? Maybe we don't exist." -Vivi FF9"
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