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Quotes by Beatleboy182

"All those who believe in Telikenisis rasie my hand"

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"Wear short sleeves! Support your right to bare arms!"

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"Why do psychics have to ask you for your name?"

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"Laughing stock: cattle with a sense of humor."

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"How do you tell when you run out of invisible ink?"

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"Shin: a device for finding furniture in the dark"

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"I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder"

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"Energizer Bunny arrested, charged with battery"

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"What happens if you get scared half to death twice?"

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"Boycott shampoo! Demand the REAL poo"

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"Everyone has a photographic memory. Some just don't have film"

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"If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving definitely isn't for you"

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"A conscience is what hurts when all your other parts feel so good"

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"99 percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name"

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"Borrow money from pessimists - they don't expect it back"

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