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Quotes - Page 34

"Wear short sleeves! Support your right to bare arms!"

- Beatleboy182 -

"Why do psychics have to ask you for your name?"

- Beatleboy182 -

"Laughing stock: cattle with a sense of humor."

- Beatleboy182 -

"How do you tell when you run out of invisible ink?"

- Beatleboy182 -

"Shin: a device for finding furniture in the dark"

- Beatleboy182 -

"I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder"

- Beatleboy182 -

"Energizer Bunny arrested, charged with battery"

- Beatleboy182 -

"What happens if you get scared half to death twice?"

- Beatleboy182 -

"Boycott shampoo! Demand the REAL poo"

- Beatleboy182 -

"Everyone has a photographic memory. Some just don't have film"

- Beatleboy182 -

"If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving definitely isn't for you"

- Beatleboy182 -

"A conscience is what hurts when all your other parts feel so good"

- Beatleboy182 -

"99 percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name"

- Beatleboy182 -

"Borrow money from pessimists - they don't expect it back"

- Beatleboy182 -

"Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off now"

- Beatleboy182 -

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