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Quotes - Page 21

"What good is a long life to us if it is hard, joyless and so full of suffering that we can only welcome death as a deliverer?"

- Forbidden Psalm -

"The trouble with wanting something is the fear of losing it, or never getting it. The thought makes you weak."

- CrAzYWhiteGirl -

"Costs are always paid by those least able to bear them!"

- lauren52891 -

""Only God forgives. People punish forever!""

- lauren52891 -

"Confidence is what you have before you fully understand the problem."

"If you can achieve life, you can achieve anything"

- Pharoah_era -

"Choosing between republicans and democrats is like choosing between diet communism and fascism lite."

- Marty Beckerman -

"His ignorance is encyclopedic"

"He who makes a beast of himself gets rid of the pain of being a man"

- Dr. Johncon -

"If you have a lot of tension and you get a headache, do what it says on the aspirin bottle: "Take two aspirin" and "Keep away from children.""

"The problem with the designated driver program - it's not a desirable job. But if you ever get sucked into doing it, have fun with it. At the end of the night, drop them off at the wrong house"

"When I die, I want to die like my grandfather - who died peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car."

"Sometimes I think war is God's way of teaching us geography"

"Oh, you hate your job? Why didn't you say so? There's a support group for that. It's called EVERYBODY, and they meet at the bar."

"Come with no expectations, leave with no dissapointments."

- WanderingNobody -

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